They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.

The things you take for granted someone else is praying for. 😉🔑🌟

Broken crayons still color.

Never give up. There is no such thing as an ending just a new beginning.

The hardest thing in life is to choose which bridge to cross and which to burn.

You are free to choose, but you are not free from the consequence of your choice.

Be careful with your words. Once they are said, they can only be forgiven, not forgotten.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.

If you can't figure out your purpose, figure out your passion. For your passion will lead you right into your purpose.

it is about our presence, not the presents.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

When someone tells you it can't be done, it's more a reflection of their limitations, not yours.

Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.

Fall seven times, stand up eight.

Don't count the days. Make the days count.

There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind.

People don't notice the things we do for them until we stop doing them.

anyThing == posSible;

at 4:44am an email arrives and i am excited to see what sold early in the am and come to find out that 2/3 designs i created and offer for free while the 3rd paid 0.99 thanks and yvw #Autistic #Engineer ;)

speaking of CODE -- i've found this 1 very useful when running WinOS X and a very annoying process would run in the BG called Skype. anyone can use this script in a BAT (batch) file. name it what you wish -- i call it "killSkype.bat" @ECHO OFF ECHO ta...

it's bad luck to be superstitious.

Now, many of you may be wondering why a Web Designer/Developer would create a blog explaining how to create your very own Website from scratch. Well, the answer to that question is very simple. The reason I would like to explain the process of Website D...

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. John F. Kennedy #quote #computerscience #framework

Algorithm (noun.) Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.

In Canadian hexadecimal, why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 A

Chuck Norris can take a screenshot of his blue screen.

Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear Glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

Q: What is the most used language in programming? A: Profanity.

Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available they will create their own problems!

What kind of modem did Jimi Hendrix have? A purple Hayes.

Gobble, gobble.

What do you call it when a programmer throws up at IHOP? A stack overflow.

In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

Why is it that women find C to be more attractive than Java? Because C doesn’t treat them like objects.

I’ve got a really good UDP joke to tell you, but I don’t know if you’ll get it.

["hip", "hip"] (hip hip array!)

Hide and seek champion... ; since 1958

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer. - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays. #computerscience #bored #catencode #coderlife #computers

Programmer (noun.) A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand. #bored #catencode #coderlife

I don't see women as objects. I consider each to be in a class of her own. #computerscience #bored #catencode #coderlife #computers

The programmer's wife sent him to the grocery store telling him, "Buy butter, See if they have eggs. If they do, buy 10." So he bought 10.

Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They both become useless when you open Windows. #bored #catencode #csjokes

Why aren’t octal jokes funny? Because 7 10 11. #computerscience #bored #catencode #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. #computerscience #bored #catencode #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

I'd like to make the world a better place, but they won't give me the source code. #computerscience #bored #catencode #coderlife

Q: What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance #computerscience #bored #catencode #coderlife #nerd #geek #computers

UNIX is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are. #computerscience #bored #catencode #coderlife #geek #computers

Programmer (noun.) A machine that turns coffee into code. #computerscience #bored #catencode #coderlife #nerd #instatech #computers #techy

Real programmers count from 0. #computerscience #bored #catencode #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

An Optimist says, "The glass is half-full" A Pessimist says, "The glass is half-empty" A Programmer says, "It's twice as large as necessary"

Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived! #Klingon #Programmer #Phrases

Q: What is a programmer's favorite hangout? A: Foo Bar #computerscience #bored #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

// life motto if (sad() === true) { sad.stop(); beAwesome(); }

An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, public house, inn, restaurant, club. #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #computers #techy

Hardware (noun.) The part of a computer that you can kick. #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #instatech #geek #computers #techy

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1 #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

Our users will know fear +cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it +let them flee like the dogs they are! #Klingon #Programmer #Phrases

CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

i ❤ my cats #cat #Scratch #Fever #catScratchFever

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it! #Klingon #Programmer #Phrases

WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well. #bored #coderlife #geek #techy

Why computers are like women: As soon as you make a commitment to 1, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Why computers are like men: As soon as u commit to 1, u realize that if u had waited a little longer, u could have had a better model.

Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand! #Klingon #Programmer #Phrases

Woltman’s Law: Never program and drink beer at the same time. #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #geek #computers #techy

SCSI: System Can’t See It #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

Why computers are like women: Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. #bored #coderlife #csjokes

Why computers are like men: They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. #computerscience #bored

OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too

The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

Why computers are like women: The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

Why computers are like men: They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. #computerscience #bored #coderlife #nerd #geek #techy

Shaw’s Principle: Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

Why computers are like women: No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. #computerscience #bored #coderlife #geek #techy

Why computers are like men: In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. #computerscience #bored #coderlife #geek #techy

Any program will expand to fill available memory. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #instatech #geek #computers #techy

Lubarsky’s Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There’s always 1 more bug. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. #computerscience #bored #coderlife #nerd #techy

MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t. #computerscience #bored #coderlife #geek

Any given program costs more and takes longer. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing #computerscience #acronyms #bored #techie #coderlife #catencode #nerd #acronym #instatech #geek #techy

The 3 most dangerous things in the world are a programmer w/ a soldering iron, a hardware engineer w/ a software patch + a user w/ an idea.

DOS: Defunct Operating System #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

it's no secret that i have been a long supporter of Firefox and have been on edge awaiting the release of their new Firefox Quantum Browser. for many reasons, i have switched from my browser to Firefox and have gotten many others to join Firefox as wel...

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. #computerscience #bored #coderlife #geek #techy

There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and benchmarks. #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #techy

AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse. #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24g.

The best thing about a Boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit. #computerscience #bored #coderlife #geek #techy

IBM: I Blame Microsoft #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

Any given program, when running, is obsolete. #LawsOfComputerProgramming #computerscience #bored #coderlife #computers #techy

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?” “Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.” #bored #csjokes

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #apple #geek #computers #techy

well, for the past few weeks i have been slapping my 3D models up on a Website called Sketchfab bc i had recently found out that it allows you to post your 3D models and view them live in 3D — it was astonishing! so, i attempted to post at least a few ...

no disassemble Johnny5S! @catencode #electronics #technology #tech #electronic #device #gadget #gadgets #instatech #instagood #geek #techie #nerd #techy #photooftheday #mobile #phone

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower? A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat. #bored #coderlife #csjokes

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #geek #techy

already have been a donor since it was "legal" to gift organs via a DMV document📝... but sure, i'll share this and what not so the ppls know 😉🔑🌟 #DonateLife http://registerme.org

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” #bored #coderlife #csjoke

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None – It’s a hardware problem. #computerscience #bored #coderlife #geek #techy

How to take a Screen Shot of a Specific Window/Frame. Just follow these 3 Steps >> 1. Click on the Window (Left Click...) 2. Press ALT+Prt Sc (Print Screen is above Backspace) 3. CTRL+V to Paste it (in Paint/PS/Fakebook/Tweaker) #PRO #PC #TIPS ...

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors. #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #instatech #geek #techy

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very long pause... “Java.” #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #computers #techy

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs #computerscience #bored #techie #nerd #instatech #computers #techy

Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop. #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #geek #techy

<div>Q: How do you annoy a web developer?</span> #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

PnP: Plug and Pray #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

One hundred little bugs in the code, One hundred little bugs. Fix a bug, lnyx the fix in, One hundred little bugs in the code.

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

I just saw my life flash before my eyes and all I could see was a close tag…

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

The best method for accelerating a computer is the one that boosts it by 9.8 m/s2

#include <stdio.h> int main(void) { int count; for (count = 1; count <= 666; count++) printf(“i will not spam the interwebs”); return 0; }

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween + Christmas? ...bc Octal 31 == Decimal 25

threatened by an internet mongul to "Be careful" about allegations made bc they condone lying for Clients + admit it -- just #buSINess, eh?

If the box says, "Requires Windows XP or better" does that mean it'll run on Linux? #linux #unix #bored #coderlife #catencode #computers

poor little guy was picked up by the neighbor's dog -- so i rescued and released him back into the woods 😉🔑🌟

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1st of a few 3D pumpkin i'll release this Halloween 😉🔑🌟 #halloween #oct #october #oct31 #scary #spooky #boo #scared #pumpkin #pumpkins #pumpkinpatch #carving #orange #jackolantern #creepy #fall #trickortreat #trick #treat #instagood #holiday

the making of The Flying Spaghetti 🍝 Monster #TFSM #3D #art #illustration #grahicdesign #artist #graphics #design

today is 10|10 which happens to be Binary for 10. #binary #entrepreneur #binaryNumber #base2 #binaryMath

well, i 4 1 will miss AIM. it's been there a majority of my life. i installed AIM when it was 1st released. i was still a teenager and had met a lot of very interesting people whom i still speak with 2 this day. i have gone thru many SN (screen names) w...

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being "left handed" when i was born #TheDevil #NSL #NOTSOLOUD #OPNSL 😉🔑🌟

d1n6 😉🔑🌟

honest. 😉🔑🌟

Shake your Bacon 😉🔑🌟

12 degrees of separation 😂

interested in #3D #design | #animation or simply wanna show off sum of ur 3D work in #VR? my 3D stuff on Sketchfab

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