“ An SEO expert walks into a bar... ”

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

The 3 most dangerous things in the world are a programmer w/ a soldering iron, a hardware engineer w/ a software patch + a user w/ an idea.

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Any given program costs more and takes longer. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

you know how i am - always hanging out with the 'lepers' that either stuttered, were born with deformities or just plain hadn't fit in with the crowd because they were 'less than purrrfect'. i never tried to appease anyone specifically and hadn't done ...

To whom it may concern: No, I would not like your software update. Please stop requesting that I must upgrade to your "latest and greatest" software. It's rather annoying at times to click the "No" button four score & one time. Can you please remove th...

if you need to "share" something and fakebook refuses to let you than you can use this "code" instead. shhh... you did not hear this from me. https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=LINK

#include <stdio.h> int main(void) { int count; for (count = 1; count <= 666; count++) printf(“i will not spam the interwebs”); return 0; }

An old penny found rusting near the roots of a tree appear to promote the growth of mushrooms. ...WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS!?