“ Between dogs and cats, I prefer... ”

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?” “Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.” #bored #csjokes

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.

with 1000+ new Japanese words in my memory this one stands out when i read it in English 😶🙄😏

i concur 😏

this is my favorite way to say, "i like you" (sounds like ah-koo soo-ka ka-oo) in another language #Bahasa #IN #Indonesian #Polylingual FYI #Japanese use the word "suki" すき/スキ to say "like" which is a single letter difference between both 😉🔑⭐️

What kind of modem did Jimi Hendrix have? A purple Hayes.

enter ye through the narrow gate gqr.catenco.de ;]

LOL twice within 10 mins? this is most definitely forced. i may just have to say farewell fakebook.