Hardware

/kæs/

n. — "Clock cycles DRAM waits after row activation before coughing up column data."

/ˌoʊ diː ˈtiː/

n. — "ODT: termination resistors hiding inside DRAM dies, mocking external resistor packs while pretending signal reflections never happened."

/ˌdʒiː ˌdiː ˌdiː ˈɑːr sɪks ɛks/

n. — “GDDR6X: Nvidia's PAM4 fever dream that crams 21Gbps/pin by pretending analog noise doesn't hate multi-level signaling.”

/ˌdiː diː ˈɑːr tuː/

n. — "DDR2: DDR1's gym-rat sequel that halved voltage to 1.8V and pretended 4n prefetch made it bandwidth royalty."

/ˌdiː diː ˈɑːr wʌn/

n. — “DDR1: the plucky SDRAM pioneer that discovered both clock edges work, kickstarting the DDR dynasty before anyone cared.”

/ˌdiː diː ˈɑːr fɪv/

n. — “DDR5: DDR4 that split the channel in two and pretended PMIC wizardry fixed everything.”

/ˌdiː diː ˈɑːr fɔːr/

n. — “DDR4: DDR3 that traded fly-by mess for point-to-point purity and pretended 16 banks made it a parallelism god.”

/ˌdiː diː ˈɑːr θriː/

n. — “DDR3: DDR that slimmed down to 1.5V and pretended 8n prefetch made it a bandwidth baron.”

/ˌdiː diː ˈɑːr/

n. — “DDR: SDRAM that figured out both clock edges work, doubling bandwidth while pretending SDR wasn't embarrassingly slow.”

/diː ˈræm/

n. — “DRAM: the leaky bucket brigade of computing memory, forcing constant refresh orgies to pretend bits don't evaporate.”