Memory

/tiː ɑːr ˈpiː/

n. — "Row close-to-next-open delay—DRAM's precharge housekeeping timer."

/tiː ɑːr siː ˈdiː/

n. — "Row activation to CAS delay—DRAM's 'kitchen ready' timer."

/peɪdʒ/

n. — "Open row's data latched in sense amps, primed for fast CAS column grabs."

/roʊ/

n. — "DRAM's horizontal data platter that must activate before CAS can serve column snacks."

/kæs/

n. — "Clock cycles DRAM waits after row activation before coughing up column data."

/ˌdʒiː ˌdiː ˌdiː ˈɑːr sɪks ɛks/

n. — “GDDR6X: Nvidia's PAM4 fever dream that crams 21Gbps/pin by pretending analog noise doesn't hate multi-level signaling.”

/ˌdiː diː ˈɑːr tuː/

n. — "DDR2: DDR1's gym-rat sequel that halved voltage to 1.8V and pretended 4n prefetch made it bandwidth royalty."

/ˌdiː diː ˈɑːr wʌn/

n. — “DDR1: the plucky SDRAM pioneer that discovered both clock edges work, kickstarting the DDR dynasty before anyone cared.”

/ˌdiː diː ˈɑːr fɪv/

n. — “DDR5: DDR4 that split the channel in two and pretended PMIC wizardry fixed everything.”

/ˌdiː diː ˈɑːr fɔːr/

n. — “DDR4: DDR3 that traded fly-by mess for point-to-point purity and pretended 16 banks made it a parallelism god.”