“ You are not entertaining enough to be on TV Uncle Chris ”

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Since 1996, the origin of this kit was listed as anonymous. It came to me on a piece of paper in the 90's with no attribution, and I thought it would make a cool web page. Though I searched for the origin, I could never find it. In 2014, Lara M foun...

Chuck Norris can take a screenshot of his blue screen.

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

"There are but two powers in the world, the sword and the mind. In the long run the sword is always beaten by the mind." — Napoleon Bonaparte

Algorithm (noun.) Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.

Twinkle-twinkle, little Star...

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe