i am CAT

aku CAT
ik ben CAT
je suis CAT
io sono CAT
나는 다 CAT
わたしわ CAT
yo soy CAT

creative and hard-working designer with experience in UI/UX design, graphic and digital media, print, marketing and web development. my strong work ethic and ability to work independently or with a team allow me to be productive in any circumstance. i am detail-oriented, organized and friendly and i can multitask with ease.

my initials are CAT, but i go by KATT on the net. and for those who knew/know me can actually pronounce my last name.

my slave name is Chris A. Te Nyenhuis & if you know my middle name then you are likely a spy, work for the NSA (and i have likely trolled you on more than one occassion and i am still not sorry), an x that still can't seem to just leave me alone or you just have entirely way too much time on your hands or you are familiar with search engines like Google which doesn't impress me... at all. bc i be best ;]

a 1 geek team with over 2 decades of CS [Computer Science] experience in fields so intricate and also so mundane that most would lose focus in a conversation lasting more than 3 seconds. i can disassemble a wide range of electronic devices to teeny tiny lil parts and am able to identify and then name the specific components and suggest which could be upgraded and or scrapped for junk gold at the nearest cash 4 gold location bc...

 "if its got bits then i Byte it."

i have the ability to make people feel so inferior that they copy me and or claim things as their own and quite frankly couldn't care le$$ since i am not aboot the dough and i am all about the motive and end Game bc...

 "what's Good 4 the Goose is Good 4 the Gander."

i am uber sarcastic and often times could say something that some could see as slightly sociopathic in the human's world. this is why the FBI and other well-known entities have become familiar with my phi$h net trolling capability which i kept PG-13 on the lion since '97 bc...

 "ewe no dey wey"

anywho, if you're needing of any assistances with my superior CS skills then get in touch already ;]

about

  my interest in computers was sparked at the age of 7 during a class project that involved writing a program on an IBM to do simple mathematical operations. i can recall the program as if i wrote it yesterday -- a black and while monitor laid before me with lines of code that i wrote. the cursor blinked on & off, off & on. i was immediately mesmerized.

  flash forward 1 decade and i was writing my own Website -- i named this site BK INC, which was short for 'Black Kattz, Inc'. it was only fitting since i have taken on the handle | nickname of Katt bc there were, and still are, millions if not billions of CATS on the internet. and if you hadn't pieced that together by reading it in your head | out loud, 'black kattz' ≈ phonetic for 'black hats'.

  BK INC was started in 97 and taken offline in 04 which had ≈ 4k unique visits to the site a day. the site resembled a world known social media site that is still heavily used today. both BK INC and the social site had user profiles, photo albums, a newsfeed and so on. the only minor differences between BK INC and the site that happened to go live the same year BK INC went offline in 04 was that BK INC allowed its users a personal & public Cloud.

  speaking of which, Clouds were not a thing until BK INC came around and changed the internet. it also housed many applications that i personally wrote and shared publicly, as open source, along with my close friends DoS, LaZy, KaNG, SiCC and so on. 1 of my first programs, titled 'Kitty Litter' was a compilation of a language translator with built-in intelligence system that would learn languages via user input in chatrooms, an mp3 player that would know which songs you wanted to play, a nifty calculator that could do complex mathematics and much more.

  in short i have always been a decade ahead of the competition and i have always believed in open source & a free internet for all and because of these strict morals has not locked down anything for copyright and or patents as he believes some things in life should be free for all. so on that note, if you have or host any non-profit or 301c(s) corp. you are welcome to contact us as i will help in any way i can -- for free! i have helped many non-profit in the past and will continue to do so til the day i die ;]

skills

Code

.NET Assembly AutoIt Basic C Java Python QBasic Ruby VB

Web

Apache ASP CSS HTML IIS JavaScript Perl PHP SQL XML

Design

3D Animation Blemish Removal Brand Identity Corporate Identity Illustration Print Design Restoration Retouching Web Design
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