“ Hello Venus. ”

Why computers are like men: They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. #computerscience #bored

Our users will know fear +cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it +let them flee like the dogs they are! #Klingon #Programmer #Phrases

Best Puzzle website I've come across yet and I love Puzzles. https://www.jigidi.com/jigsaw-puzzle/zvffnw8c/blue-moon

kicking it with Kona

If the box says, "Requires Windows XP or better" does that mean it'll run on Linux? #linux #unix #bored #coderlife #catencode #computers

Broken crayons still color.

...and then Erica said, "You're not entertaining enough to be on TV Uncle Chris". In which I replied, "I don't get paid to be myself. That is why it's called Acting."

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