“ Everybody is a genius ”

A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24g.

Fritzl frolicking

i hope this Nigerian meant that same sex reproduction is impossible, not marriage. if not then he's just one dumb Nigerian. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/nigerian-student-gay-marriage_n_3934518.html

the 'rule of thirds' is always an important fact of life 😉 eight photography effects

Wishing all the Moms around the globe a Happy Mother's Day! Because without you this beautiful episode called life would seize to exist!

I was working in Southampton at the time and remember the customers in the office gasping and screaming "Oh my God! Oh my God!". Naturally I stopped working to go see what had happened because it sounded like someone was in trouble. As I open the door I...

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #apple #geek #computers #techy

"The Rest" = UP2U. https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2012/apr/22/download-your-data-google-facebook

yet another confusing piece of the Language puzzle. #Chinese xı is identical to #Japanese ta 😓 and i am roughly 3/4 complete with my Chinese Alphabet and it already shares more than a handful of similar characters with Japanese 😶 #AZN #LanguageLearning...