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Daisy and Lily

Our users will know fear +cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it +let them flee like the dogs they are! #Klingon #Programmer #Phrases

Real programmers count from 0. #computerscience #bored #catencode #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

wow. my bro on the cover of the rolling stones... i mean, hearts apart!!! AWESOME 😉 Hearts Apart on Facebook

quite curious are the Cults of the South. One Cult says to "bleed red" as if there were any other colors to bleed... #BAA #Sheep #OBEY #Sleep

i have excelled to Elite in Math at 96.6% in @Elevate

i'm not jealous -- i'm territorial. jealous is when you want something that isn't yours. territorial is when you protect what is already yours. #dontjudgeabookbyitscover #dontjudge #dontjudgeme #hatersbelike #hatersgonnahate #stupidhaters #jeal...

I’ve got a really good UDP joke to tell you, but I don’t know if you’ll get it.