“ how to suck at facebook ”

A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24g.

gutemorgan ⭐️

like they say... 'if you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bulls%@!" #TeamOrange #MakeAmericaGrapeAgain

i am, ik ben, yo soy, io sono, eu sono, je suis, わたし 😸 catencode

not sure which came first, nor do i care anymore, bc after a while they all begin looking alike anyway #coptic #egypt #cyrllic #russia #greek #greece #hangxi #china #hebrew #israel

remember to rake to prevent forest fires 😏

i have witnessed many things in the skies that most will be lucky to see in their life times - like a meteor (bright yellow-orange - most likely iron i believe) among other unexplained events, but this will be the coolest thing i have witnessed by far ;)

MBSCDGAF @2203 [video unable to load]