“ There is no place like home ”

A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24g.

i have excelled to Elite in Math at 96.6% in @Elevate

"Peace be the journey"

LOL i ❤ exploits 🙂 https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/how-to-murder-your-friends-on-facebook-in-2-easy-s

learned the #Russian alphabet in a quarter hour and it helps to know #Greek since quite a few characters are shared between these languages 😏 Gamma, Pi and Rho being a few of those

it sure is foggy over there 🙄

Why computers are like women: No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. #computerscience #bored #coderlife #geek #techy

like they say... 'if you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bulls%@!" #TeamOrange #MakeAmericaGrapeAgain