“ This episode of life brought to you by Mom ”

racism is distasteful, yet always seems to be interjected into the situation to gain influence.

An Optimist says, "The glass is half-full" A Pessimist says, "The glass is half-empty" A Programmer says, "It's twice as large as necessary"

God Damned Auto Complete. http://thedoghousediaries.com/3461

To whom it may concern: No, I would not like your software update. Please stop requesting that I must upgrade to your "latest and greatest" software. It's rather annoying at times to click the "No" button four score & one time. Can you please remove th...

i'll publicize this statement i've made earlier so everyone else on (or in) the internet understands. this also refrains me from repeatedly declaring my opinion of others on (or in) the internet, which i will glady not share with you. letter to the s...

UNIX is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are. #computerscience #bored #catencode #coderlife #geek #computers

The hardest thing in life is to choose which bridge to cross and which to burn.

for the umpteenth time; it's not anti-gravity, it's mass displacement :O