“ for the umpteenth time; it is not anti-gravity, it is mass displacement ”

Any given program costs more and takes longer. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

Clint Mansell is one of my favorite modern day composers next to Danny Elfman and Hans Zimmer ;)

i would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. #love #change #world #they #wont #source #code #cat #encode #catencode

alien 👽 or spider 🕷️?

figured i would start learning #Chinese #Hanzi since Korean was too easy and Japanese is complete. however, i now find out that the Chinese character RÉN is the Korean character S and also the Japanese character JIN. #AZN #Asian #Languages

Why computers are like women: Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. #bored #coderlife #csjokes

MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand! #Klingon #Programmer #Phrases