“ If debugging is the process of removing bugs ”

Dear Police State Officers, Thanks for setting more great examples. Sincerely, Anonymous http://benswann.com/he-has-no-drugs-and-knows-his-constitutional-rights/

All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors. #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #instatech #geek #techy

#include <stdio.h> int main(void) { int count; for (count = 1; count <= 666; count++) printf(“i will not spam the interwebs”); return 0; }

mi #calle en mi #barriominha #rua no meu #bairromijn #straat in mijn #buurtmy #street in my #neighborhood #spanish #portuguese #dutch #english

today i will teach someone how to recalibrate their reasoning

remember that like yesterday 😅

Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived! #Klingon #Programmer #Phrases

Algorithm (noun.) Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.