“ the ability to wake up from nightmares ”

so #instagram demanded my input...

...and then Erica said, "You're not entertaining enough to be on TV Uncle Chris". In which I replied, "I don't get paid to be myself. That is why it's called Acting."

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Congratulations Romney, I'm pretty sure you've just offended 47% of the Oompa Loopma community with your spray on tan.

don't be paranoid. they're not just watching you, they're watching everyone else as well. :O Cameras: https://www.google.com/#q=inurl:viewerframe%3Fmode%3D more Cameras: https://www.google.com/#q=inurl:%22viewerframe%3Fmode%3Drefresh%22

above all - be happy with yourself 😉

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