“ the English do have such a great sense of humour :P ”

All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors. #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #instatech #geek #techy

["hip", "hip"] (hip hip array!)

Knowledge.

Gobble, gobble.

come one, come all to the fabulous fake is real website at fakeisreal.com where they have launched their new VIP section. now, i can't promise that i can get you some VIP coupons or codes, but i do know this dude and i could likely get you sneak peeks o...

Why computers are like women: Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. #bored #coderlife #csjokes

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that thi...

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween + Christmas? ...bc Octal 31 == Decimal 25