“ shhh... NOT SO LOUD. ”

A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24g.

already have been a donor since it was "legal" to gift organs via a DMV document📝... but sure, i'll share this and what not so the ppls know 😉🔑🌟 #DonateLife http://registerme.org

i'm not jealous -- i'm territorial. jealous is when you want something that isn't yours. territorial is when you protect what is already yours. #dontjudgeabookbyitscover #dontjudge #dontjudgeme #hatersbelike #hatersgonnahate #stupidhaters #jeal...

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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it is about our presence, not the presents.

❤ Nature https://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/awesome-landscape-photos

...spare parts anyone? 😏 #CPU #RAM #WIFI #Fans #work #working #job #myjob #office #company #bored #grind #mygrind #dayjob #ilovemyjob #dailygrind #photooftheday #business #biz #life #workinglate #computer #instajob #instalife #instagood #instadaily