“ shhh... NOT SO LOUD. ”

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Any program will expand to fill available memory. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

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I was working in Southampton at the time and remember the customers in the office gasping and screaming "Oh my God! Oh my God!". Naturally I stopped working to go see what had happened because it sounded like someone was in trouble. As I open the door I...

"instead of just building a better lockpick, you are trying to make sure that all locks are faulty by design". *cough cough* @[20528438720:274:Microsoft] *cough cough* http://gigaom.com/2013/09/06/dear-stupid-stupid-nsa/

... and god huffed and god puffed and god blew the house down.

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #geek #techy

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.