“ Alien or Spider? ”

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?” “Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.” #bored #csjokes

If you have any computer related Questions|Comments or just want a Free Quote on your design feel free to contact my Twitter @catencode or catencode on Skype. I answer all requests in the order they're received so don't assume I'm ignoring you. We are b...

Why computers are like women: No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. #computerscience #bored #coderlife #geek #techy

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein

I was working in Southampton at the time and remember the customers in the office gasping and screaming "Oh my God! Oh my God!". Naturally I stopped working to go see what had happened because it sounded like someone was in trouble. As I open the door I...

wkwk... eye am mata-mata-man.

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