“ Alien or Spider? ”

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" – Albert Einstein

Windows XP is coming to the end of the rope with it's support and will be vulnerable to hackers come 'zero-day', so Munich (Germany) decides to pass out free Ubuntu Linux CDs to the citizens before the time comes. http://wind8apps.com/free-ubuntu-cd-mu...

Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They both become useless when you open Windows. #bored #catencode #csjokes

#include <stdio.h> int main(void) { int count; for (count = 1; count <= 666; count++) printf(“i will not spam the interwebs”); return 0; }

A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24g.

there goes most of the FOX News posts ✌️ Facebook to remove fake news

the word パん /pan/ is Japanese & Spanish for bread. which happens to be similar to the word /pão/ in Portuguese and similar to the word /pane/ in Italian that English speakers may assume sounds phonetically identical to the word /pain/ in French -- a...

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween + Christmas? ...bc Octal 31 == Decimal 25