“ Requires Windows XP or better ”

Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays. #computerscience #bored #catencode #coderlife #computers

kicking it with Kona

The programmer's wife sent him to the grocery store telling him, "Buy butter, See if they have eggs. If they do, buy 10." So he bought 10.

it's like they don't try hiding the data they steal anymore 😏 #fakebook #crapple

“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” -Charles Addams

speaking the truth is far more noble than spreading false truths.

t'was a Good month @Pingdom with 0 outages and a modest 888ms request speed 😅

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.