“ i will not spam the interwebs ”

Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They both become useless when you open Windows. #bored #catencode #csjokes

Português + Español predictions -- no wonder mi "feeds" não certain which languages eu fala or even when yo hablo em 😏

If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

An Optimist says, "The glass is half-full" A Pessimist says, "The glass is half-empty" A Programmer says, "It's twice as large as necessary"

...my future self.

those who can abuse; will abuse. those are innate behaviors that some are encoded with. and you can't fix broken people, but you can fix their children.

phishing 4 compliments in the dead sea is 2 salty. #NSL #NOTSOLOUD #OPNSL

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