“ Why computers are like women ”

Bruce meeting the dogs

if they need to know where you are and what you're doing 24/7/365 then you do not have a life partner, you have a parole officer.

There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and benchmarks. #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #techy

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

Broken crayons still color.

honest. 😉🔑🌟

well, this makes two of my ancestral countries being terrorized in less than a week. where will it end? :(

&Remember, if you're not paying close enough attention to the lessons in Life than Life may just decide to smack you Upside your head. shhh... NSL & NSB

The 1st Google Server. http://infolab.stanford.edu/pub/voy/museum/pictures/display/0-4-Google.htm