“ Why computers are like women ”

Monday, November 13, 2017 10:08

Why computers are like women:

As soon as you make a commitment to 1, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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“ the dark galaxy Dragonfly 44

Wednesday, Aug 31, 2016

ahhh... NOT SO BRITE. the stars may see you. #NSB #NOTSOBRITE #OPNSB Scientists Discover Dark Milky Way

“ paradise falls, here i come!

Monday, Nov 23, 2015

paradise falls, here i come!

“ and the terrorism continues i...

Friday, Aug 23, 2013

and the terrorism continues in Syria... isn't it bad enough that many innocent civilians had to die from chemical attacks? seriously, when will it all end?

“ Any non-trivial program conta...

Saturday, Nov 11, 2017

Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

“ MICROSOFT

Wednesday, Oct 25, 2017

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #geek #techy

“ Congratulations Romney

Thursday, Sep 20, 2012

Congratulations Romney, I'm pretty sure you've just offended 47% of the Oompa Loopma community with your spray on tan.

“ Happy Thanksgiving, zombie.

Friday, Nov 29, 2013

Happy Thanksgiving, zombie.

“ 104th day @Elevate

Friday, Sep 14, 2018

104th day @Elevate and skirted by Elite in Writing at 93.81% 😅