“ Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. ”

LOL twice within 10 mins? this is most definitely forced. i may just have to say farewell fakebook.

Woltman’s Law: Never program and drink beer at the same time. #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #geek #computers #techy

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

threatened by an internet mongul to "Be careful" about allegations made bc they condone lying for Clients + admit it -- just #buSINess, eh?

Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays. #computerscience #bored #catencode #coderlife #computers

UNIX is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are. #computerscience #bored #catencode #coderlife #geek #computers

You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to let go, trust and see what happens. Most wonderful things happen that way.

quite curious are the Cults of the South. One Cult says to "bleed red" as if there were any other colors to bleed... #BAA #Sheep #OBEY #Sleep