“ a really good UDP joke ”

Why computers are like women: The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

only 5,332 DNA matches from my 9 ethnicities 😏 #mudBlood

R2D2 does not appear to be responding to my Bluetooth pairing requests. OUCH! FYI; R2D2 is the name on my HTC phone. LOL

wow. my bro on the cover of the rolling stones... i mean, hearts apart!!! AWESOME 😉 Hearts Apart on Facebook

indeed, G. in the end, nothing matters.

chilling with a lil furry friend, Tas

Quantum Computing may just be around the corner 🙂 http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/04/26/3489504.htm

my question is - why was a Muslim dude in a pub? he does know that it's Haram[a sin] to drink - rite? :O LOL jk, i don't care if a Muslim man wants to allow a dog to lick the bacon grease off his fingers while drinking a beer in a pub (all of which is "...