“ you will never grow ”

An Optimist says, "The glass is half-full" A Pessimist says, "The glass is half-empty" A Programmer says, "It's twice as large as necessary"

only 5,332 DNA matches from my 9 ethnicities 😏 #mudBlood

A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24g.

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“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” — R.W.Emerson

<div>Q: How do you annoy a web developer?</span> #computerscience #bored #techie #coderlife #nerd #instatech #geek #computers #techy

Lubarsky’s Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There’s always 1 more bug. #LawsOfComputerProgramming