“ Broken crayons still color. ”

Don't count the days. Make the days count.

A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24g.

Congratulations Romney, I'm pretty sure you've just offended 47% of the Oompa Loopma community with your spray on tan.

Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug. #LawsOfComputerProgramming

what's wrong with this #fake vs. #fact culture? 😏

τhɛ Λlρhαƅɛτ ʮοu rɛмɛмƅɛr grοѡɩпg uρ ɩп Schοοl ѡαs Nοτ ɩп Λlρhαƅɛτɩcαl Orᴅᴇr. #BAA #Sheep #OBEY #Sleep

Mirror Mirror on my Wall...

Why computers are like women: Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. #bored #coderlife #csjokes