An Optimist says, "The glass is half-full"
A Pessimist says, "The glass is half-empty"
A Programmer says, "It's twice as large as necessary"
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// life motto
if (sad() === true) {
sad.stop();
beHappy();
}
Hardware (noun.)
The part of a computer that you can kick.
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An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, public house, inn, restaurant, club.
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