Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.
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OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
Why computers are like women:
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
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The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
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