COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
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Any program will expand to fill available memory.
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PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
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Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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