n. 1. Ugly and uncomfortable 'business clothing' often worn
by non-hackers. Invariably worn with a 'tie', a strangulation
device that partially cuts off the blood supply to the brain. It
is thought that this explains much about the behavior of
suit-wearers.
Compare droid.
2. A person who habitually wears suits, as distinct from a techie or hacker.
See loser, burble, management, and brain-damaged. English, by the
way, is relatively kind; our Soviet correspondent informs us that
the corresponding idiom in Russian hacker jargon is 'sovok', lit.
a tool for grabbing garbage.