The programmer's wife sent him to the grocery store telling him, "Buy butter, See if they have eggs. If they do, buy 10."
So he bought 10.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They both become useless when you open Windows.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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I'd like to make the world a better place, but they won't give me the source code.
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Q: What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance
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