Why computers are like men

Why computers are like men:

As soon as u commit to 1, u realize that if u had waited a little longer, u could have had a better model.

You question the worthiness of my code

You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!

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Undetectable errors are infinite in variety

Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.

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SCSI: System Cant See It

SCSI: System Can’t See It

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Never program and drink beer at the same time

Woltman’s Law:
Never program and drink beer at the same time.

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